1. Cowboy hats are a serious matter in Texas
2. Mexican dogs like to hang out on roof tops
3. Mexican street names are idiot proof
5. Title VII does not exist in Mexico
6. Copyright laws do not exist in Mexico
7. Justin's purpose in life is to sell Marquesitas
8. Motrin RETARD is a real drug.
9. Shenanigans can not be thrown around all willy nilly like.
12. AJ only talks to nice ladies
13. The Mexican military thinks that it is funny to run over innocent volleyballs
14. Shark heads wash up on shore
15. The Mexican police is actually more corrupt than JPD
16. Jose knows everyone in Mexico
19. Mayan women think I am the white devil and tell their children
20. Dogs like Anne and Alex and will follow them to hell and back
21. Sarah is very picky about her salbutes and will get angry about them
22. Mexican bowling consists of ten Mexicans and one very angry bull. People die. I have proof.
23. Bull fighting is a bloody family affair
24. Mexican bugs will cut you good
25. Hotel California as a karaoke song is the international language
28. Mexican Chinese food is as elusive as it is compelling
30. Every house should be equipped with multiple hammocks
39. Merangie! Merangie! Merangie!
and you get a college degree for this? so proud my tuition dollars are at work here
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